This was yesterday and it is authentic from when I fell asleep, so no grumbling about delays here.

You have to feel sorry for Peter Sagan,
Hung out to dry by a limited plan,
A loss that was caused not by speed but a man,
A nervous conclusion and ‘fin’

In the end what was left was the best of the break,
Who kept it all going with victory at stake,
And the peloton minutes behind in their wake,
They took the cake.