In which Manchester Utd have a glaring flaw, the lack of a dynamic, ball-playing midfielder in their team.

But having exactly that on their bench in the shape of Shinji Kagawa.

In which Chelsea have a glaring flaw in a lack of a figurehead striker who can not only lead their line, but trouble defenders with physicality.

But having loaned exactly that player to Everton in the shape of Romelu Lukaku.

There’s more, but I’m on a train.