Just a short one – a little pictograph explaining how, although having two ears may be normal (though slightly above average – check out the tiny amounts in the other sections) the behaviour of the England team at times this series has been on a sliding scale from what one would expect.

As far as I know, all of those things happened. Indeed, I’ve seen pictorial evidence of a fair few.


That’s all, though I might have a little cricket bit later on, too.